If you holdn't read Captain's Resignation, so I advocate this small freebee

LOL!  This is hilarious Someone has clearly fed Speak Its Name's review of my freebie story 'Insubordination' through Babelfish to a different language and then fed it back again.  What else can explain such fabulous turns of phrase as:

`` Despatches from London. Meatman 's measure from the
Walrus. Sightings of the Retaliator and the Cruel Castanets.
Documents incorporating intelligence of the warfare, and incidentally, Sir, I
still love you. Why not take an eventide forth from being
respectable? I 'm owed a opportunity to sodomise you for a
modification, make n't you consider? ''

I am deeply touched by this sentiment

If you love UST, or if you make n't rather cognize what it is, or if you ask aid composing it - I can make no better for you than to designate at Alex 's penning, especially here as the stress she indites is keen, well-nigh painful and you encounter yourself squalling at the page for them to halt bloody fooling themselves and get along with it because you cognise they desire to.

The whole thing is available at Reassessment: Insubordination by Alex Beecroft and certainly makes me chuckle

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