Talk like a pirate day is over, I can come out again, huzzah!

So I was ranting to my 11 year old this morning:

me:      talk like a pirate day?  Why?
sprog: pirates are cool
me:      but *why*?  They're murdering scumbags who rob people on the high seas... innocent people who have maybe saved up for years to go on a cruise or something...
sprog: but they wear cool clothes.

She's got her finger on the pulse alright :)